“…. at Club Millennium, a woman said she was hit in the face with a beer bottle. It left her with a cut below her right eye. The suspect is "Bubba."Of course it is.
Portsmouth, NH
“10:13 a.m. — Took a report about a cryptic message sent to a Middle Street caller that allegedly stated "desperate times cause for desperate measures."I’ve been wondering what Dubya’s been doing since he left office.
Chattanooga, TN
“Police said the principal at Woodmore Elementary stated that one student was "out of control."Wait…since when has getting a paddling become negotiable? Why wasn’t this precedent set 20 years ago?
The mother was told, the way to handle it was either a paddling or suspension, according to the report. The mother said she did not want to deal with suspension, but then the student refused to take the paddling.
The report says the grandmother then talked to the child and he agreed to accept the paddling.
The report says the principal gave him three licks.”
Chadron, NE
"11:18 p.m. – RP advised there was a subject walking eastbound in the middle of Third Street near the 900 block of Highway 20. He advised the subject has long hair, is wearing a blue denim jacket and is “swaying.”
It’s not what you are thinking. This man has been in a constant state of “front row at the sickest Poison concert” since he left the actual concert in 1987. The swaying isn’t intoxication, just an accompaniment to the Bic lighter raised above his head.
Portsmouth, NH
“10:50 a.m. A resident told police she thought a chimney worker was ripping her off.”
Was this before or after he jumped into chalk drawings and had tea on the ceiling?
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