"Police checked out a dispute between neighbors on Lake Resort Drive.
The Kennedy’s said the upstairs neighbors, the Brosters, would push bird seed down through the cracks in the floor and also stomp on the floor and called he and his wife names. He said he erected a screen to catch the birdseed.
The Brosters said they had put away the bird feeder.
They said the Kennedys "complain about everything."
The Brosters said they would make no further remarks to the Kennedys."
Don’t let the lack of coon skin hats, double barreled shotguns, or the name changes fool you, the Hatfield’s and McCoy’s are still at it. Although, it seems that their bitter feud has softened over the decades, as noted by tantrums and bird seed.
Dutch Harbor, AK
"Officer responded to the Alyeska Trading Company regarding an intoxicated, aggressive customer. Investigation revealed that the drunken customer found the store clerk far too effeminate for his tastes and subsequently threw his Ding Dongs, for which he had suddenly lost all appetite, into the trash. The clerk stated he felt threatened by the drunken customer and requested that he be given a trespass advisement."
Is "throwing your Ding Dong in the trash" some sort of Alaskan euphemism?
Arkadelphia, AR
"A resident of the 1300 block of Logan Street reported his wife came in their home and accused him of cheating on her with his friend, who was in the house with him. The wife began throwing objects and cursing at the man. She told police she walked in to find the woman “dancing naked on top of her husband.”
How do you suppose he talked his way out of that one? "I'm a job coach for The Lusty Lady."
Chattanooga, TN
"Neighbors on Moss Road got into it over the exact location of the property line.
A man said he called his neighbor "an inbred."
He said that made the neighbor very mad.
The neighbor told him, "I will come at you with everything I've got" and he advanced onto his property."
And by everything he meant his brother Darrell and his other brother Darrell and his two “cousins” from Kentucky.
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